The AlpineZone Battle Royal

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

He is just trying to get the post count up ... obvious

Nothing wrong with that..grandpa

 

[andyzee]

Along with some ski industry brown nosing..lol..for ads on here for some new Crabgrawlers..

An early start for Greg is 10:00AM..

Oops, forgot those excellent points!

 

[2knees]

Very good points, I think you could consider Greg a "Park Ave" skier. So long as there's no bare spots, lifts are running, mancurist is available, he's there!

lol, thats funny coming from the ultimate 10-10:30 groomer skier.

if the liftline gets too choppy you get nervous.

 

[Warp Daddy]

OK yer on :

yer all a bunch o effin snot noses that couldn't ski a dam with sixty year olds who friggin rip Canadian headwalls at mach schnell on 40 yr old board's pulling G's that would pucker yer butts in ice age -75 degree windchills -- cuz what teh hell yer damn near the end anyway so who gives a rats ass

Talk 2 me when ya get balz enuf to do it in yer damn 6th or 7th decade of sucking air up yer snot noses -- till then shut up and ski

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

lol, thats funny coming from the ultimate 10-10:30 groomer skier.

if the liftline gets too choppy you get nervous.

ahahahaha...

 

[snoseek]

You guys have fun mowing the lawn, I'm going to ski some powder.

 

[2knees]

You guys have fun mowing the lawn, I'm going to ski some powder.

hold the phone, i think we have the winner right here.


I got nothin for that one.

 

[andyzee]

lol, thats funny coming from the ultimate 10-10:30 groomer skier.

if the liftline gets too choppy you get nervous.

I was waiting for that, you got me.
But we all have our days, with the exception of Greg.
Which by the way, why start a new thread, just make this one a sticky: http://forums.alpinezone.com/25965-gregs-roast.html It all amounts to the same thing :lol:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

OK yer on :



Talk 2 me when ya get balz enuf to do it in yer damn 6th or 7th decade of sucking air up yer snot noses -- till then shut up and ski

Skiing sure seems tough when you're hopped up on Viagra and Metamucil..and your balls hang to your knees..mad props..grandpa..yes the good old days were when a dime bag cost a dime and you got crabs from a 5 dollar hooker..JEA!!!

 

[2knees]

this is great! what a free-for-all.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

hold the phone, i think we have the winner right here.


I got nothin for that one.

Times two Snoseek has me speechless..since the highlight of my morning is smoking doobies..posting on the net..and rubbing one out to AndyZees Avatar..

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I was waiting for that, you got me.
But we all have our days, with the exception of Greg.
Which by the way, why start a new thread, just make this one a sticky: http://forums.alpinezone.com/25965-gregs-roast.html It all amounts to the same thing :lol:

Oh no he's posting links again how about you start a thread about a 2 day one run trip to Tuckermans in May of 2023..lol

 

[2knees]

Times two Snoseek has me speechless..since the highlight of my morning is smoking doobies..posting on the net..and rubbing one out to AndyZees Avatar..

beats (no pun intended) my morning. I'm dealing with a big ole concussion. I feel like i've been hung over for 2 days.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

this is great! what a free-for-all.

Greg probably has a big shit eating grin because he knows extra visits to the site means extra ad revenue which means he's a day closer to his dream of his own seeded bump run sponsored by Sugarbush, Powerbar, and Ski-tote..lol

 

[Warp Daddy]

Greg probably has a big shit eating grin because he knows extra visits to the site means extra ad revenue which means he's a day closer to his dream of his own seeded bump run sponsored by Sugarbush, Powerbar, and Ski-tote..lol

BINGO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT US A WINNER

 

[Warp Daddy]

Skiing sure seems tough when you're hopped up on Viagra and Metamucil..

No need 4 blue lite special just a sixer 'o Kokanee and some damn advil

 

[Greg]

Oh no he's posting links again how about you start a thread about a 2 day one run trip to Tuckermans in May of 2023..lol

The funny thing is even if he starts that thread now, he probably still won't be able to get someone to join him...

 

[andyzee]

The funny thing is even if he starts that thread now, he probably still won't be able to get someone to join him...

And your point is?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I bet your really getting hungry about now .. blueberry pancakes soaked in butter and maple syrup with lots of bacon ..

That sounds good..can you PM me some bacon...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

And your point is?

Nobody is going to want to share a tent with you..because word around AlpineZone is that you have a foot fetish..