The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[bill2ski]

Yeehaaaaw!! Pass the mind bleach! Grammy's dumpin' out in the water!

Better swim upstream kiddies

 

[Beetlenut]

Better swim upstream to make those kiddies boys!

Of course Mr. Wilson we're not talking goats here you understand!

 

[bill2ski]

We're off course, Wilson, we're not making the coast here, you understand! Wiiiiilsooooon!!!!

Tom Hanks in Castaway, I love that flick, How it's relevant, mystifies me.

 

[tree_skier]

Tom Hanks in Castaway, I now love volleyballs, i know it's relevant, It mystifies me on what to do with my volleyball but can't leave my island without it.

Sounds like someone needs to learn to hit the ball

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Sounds like someone needs to learn to quit shooting up goofballs

There's a 12 step program for that.

 

[bill2ski]

There's no 12 step program for post whores.

If you can't get the monkey off ya back, ya better learn to like bananas

 

[Moe Ghoul]

If I spank the monkey on my back, I better learn to like seeing myself in the ceiling mirror.

Close your eyes.

 

[tree_skier]

If I close my eyes my monkey is hot.

Thats why they make a light switch.

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Thats why I'm a switch hitter.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Beetlenut]

The only thing wrong with that, is that I never know whether to ride or be ridden!

Clearly you're not a one-trick pony! Giddy-up lil doggie!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Clearly I'm not a one-trick a nite crack ho!

You look great in tight neon spandex hot pants.

 

[bill2ski]

I look great in tight neon spandex hot pants.

Don't forget the clear heels.

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Don't forget that penicillin clearly healed my STD.

Thank goodness for modern medicine.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Thank goodness for modern medicine.

IE dank-ass kind bud

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

No expects you to be steezy at everything ..

hahahaha...yeah this thread is hard..

 

[Moe Ghoul]

hahahaha...yeah this threadsized johnson is hard..

What are you going to do about it?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

What are you going to do about it?

rub one out..

 

[bill2ski]

roll one ..

Is it 4:20 ? where's my cheese ?

 

[tree_skier]

rubbed my monkey..

Doesn't that make his hair stand up?

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Doesn't sticking my finger in the socket make my hair stand up?

Not if you wet your finger first.