The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[bill2ski]

Okay, as long as you don't pass gas on the lift.

That's just rudeuke: ya gotta lay off the chili for breakfast

 

[wa-loaf]

I'm so rude I puked off the lift uke:

Gotta lay off the whiskey for breakfast.

 

[bill2ski]

I gotta lay off the whiskey for breakfast,lunch and dinner

Admitting you have a problem is the first step

 

[bill2ski]

Not admitting but knowing I didn't read the rules of the thread is the first problem, maybe the second step should be to misquote then post a comment.

I can't help it, I'm a stickler for details.

 

[bill2ski]

I am glad you finally put down the beer long enough for me to catch up,One more six pack and I'll start to figure out what's going on here ..

Dr InkiNg and TYpiNg do N't mIX

 

[wa-loaf]

Soak in the hottub, drink lots of alcohol and it will all be fine ..

Move along, nothing to see here. :beer:

 

[ckofer]

Move along, nothing to ski on here. :beer:

At least try to enjoy summer.

 

[threecy]

I enjoyed Suzanne Somers in "She's the Sheriff".

I preferred Step by Step, but I think Patrick Duffy was best as Scuzzlebutt.

 

[bill2ski]

I try to enjoy summer least.

Winter's my favorite too.

 

[wa-loaf]

Summer's my favorite too.

Blasphemy!

 

[bill2ski]

Bla it's phlemy!

My sentiments exactly

 

[ckofer]

My centipede died

He had a good life.

 

[wa-loaf]

Livin' the high life.

I'm sure you are....

 

[bill2ski]

Are you sure I am ?

I think ,therefore ,I am , I think ?

 

[BushMogulMaster]

I think.

:lol: That's the greatest joke I've heard all week! :lol:

 

[wa-loaf]

I'm the biggest joke around!

It's OK, we still like you anyway. :wink:

 

[BushMogulMaster]

It's OK, we're all crazier than you anyway. :wink:

I know..... what kind of forum did I get myself into??? :roll:

 

[ckofer]

I know..... what kind of farm did I get myself into??? :roll:

This is a vegan cattle farm.

 

[bvibert]

I'm a vegan cattle farmer. I can't figure out why business is so slow...

What kind of feed do you use?

 

[bill2ski]

What kind of weed do you use?

I'll take a couple of t-bones to go