Ugliest trail map

[skiNEwhere]

This has gotta be at the top of the list......

 

[KingM]

The map may be hideous, but that mountain looks awesome.

 

[ERJ-145CA]

That's the worst map I've ever seen but I wouldn't mind going there.

 

[Newpylong]

Killington, not so much the look of themap but the look of the mountain itself.

 

[Philpug]

Fernwood. Yes, this was the trailmap...

 

[Warp Daddy]

Fernwood. Yes, this was the trailmap...

WTF is that ??? looks like a damn Disneyword ride

 

[orsonab]

Fernwood. Yes, this was the trailmap...

Looks like some nice cruising blues and a sharp black diamond at the front...and who's the blonde - purrrrrrrrrr:grin:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Looks like some nice cruising blues and a sharp black diamond at the front...and who's the blonde - purrrrrrrrrr:grin:

she's hot!!!! Schwing!!!

I need to find Ski Sawmills trailmap..lol..and Brokeback mountain..

 

[BushMogulMaster]

she's hot!!!! Schwing!!!

I need to find Ski Sawmills trailmap..lol..and Brokeback mountain..

Ski Sawmill (love that hill... I practically learned to ski there):

That's not too bad. Check out Blue Marsh (no longer in operation as of a couple seasons ago). Pretty awful map, but that little hill made money! Especially on the tubing operation.

 

[Philpug]

LOL, I remember Blue Marsh, skied there once... once. What did they do with the land?

 

[Johnskiismore]

Fernwood. Yes, this was the trailmap...

That is pretty fugly! :lol:

Minus the blonde of course....

 

[andyzee]

 

[Big Game]

I think Woodbury is going to win for several reasons

(1) Place is so small, what do you need a trail map for in the first place?
(2) A photo? Really?
(3) "Trails" are unnamed.
(4) Looks like Rod gives suggested turns to make
(5) Lines appear for no reason
(6) Lines disappear for no reason
(7) The Alpha-numeric codes are indecipherable...they are probably intergalactic signposts to assist aliens orienting themselves around the 13th dimension.

This is not half-assed. Woodbury is truly, a full-assed production.

 

[Johnskiismore]

I think Woodbury is going to win for several reasons

(1) Place is so small, what do you need a trail map for in the first place?
(2) A photo? Really?
(3) "Trails" are unnamed.
(4) Looks like Rod gives suggested turns to make
(5) Lines appear for no reason
(6) Lines disappear for no reason
(7) The Alpha-numeric codes are indecipherable...they are probably intergalactic signposts to assist aliens orienting themselves around the 13th dimension.

This is not half-assed. Woodbury is truly, a full-assed production.

Wow, that is a piece of 'work', I think this is a winner!

 

[SIKSKIER]

Oh my god,hands down that Woodbury map is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.Who in the company thought this was put together good?That is too funny.

 

[faceridr]

Oh my god,hands down that Woodbury map is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.Who in the company thought this was put together good?That is too funny.

Company? Obviously you've never skiid "Woodbury Ski and Racquet" (yes that used to be the name). Back in the day it was a one man show (Rod). I learned to snowboard there in '91. The lift ran attendant-free (top and bottom), the rope tow slipped on its pulleys cause we'd have about 50 people on it (rope snapped one day too) and as i recall their groomer at the time didn't actually have a tiller. Rod pulled a rolling cylinder made from metal grating behind the cat. Oh and sledders used to be allowed on the lifts. I loved that place though. Had to have been the only ski area where shovels were freely available to build jumps.

 

[faceplant]

I think Woodbury is going to win for several reasons

(1) Place is so small, what do you need a trail map for in the first place?
(2) A photo? Really?
(3) "Trails" are unnamed.
(4) Looks like Rod gives suggested turns to make
(5) Lines appear for no reason
(6) Lines disappear for no reason
(7) The Alpha-numeric codes are indecipherable...they are probably intergalactic signposts to assist aliens orienting themselves around the 13th dimension.

This is not half-assed. Woodbury is truly, a full-assed production.

it gets beter- check out there website- red blue an yellow appearin/disappearing- - - wtf?
1st guy must be bleedin red- next guys hurlin blue- an theres a whole lotta yellow snow they musta just went thru- Dang thats funny as there trailmap!

http://www.woodburyskiarea.com/winter/

 

[BigJay]

...Had to have been the only ski area where shovels were freely available to build jumps.

We use to borrow shovels from the liftys at Jay Peak to build jump around stateside... But then Peggy (ski patrol) would come and ruin our fun and destroy our jumps... But that's almost20 years ago now! Damn snowboarders were building jumps all over the place!

 

[adamti91]

it gets beter- check out there website- red blue an yellow appearin/disappearing- - - wtf?
1st guy must be bleedin red- next guys hurlin blue- an theres a whole lotta yellow snow they musta just went thru- Dang thats funny as there trailmap!

http://www.woodburyskiarea.com/winter/

haha, and check out the "snow bikes" section of their info page:
http://www.woodburyskiarea.com/winter/info.htm

Snow Bikes

Where else can one find a snow bike? Not many places, in fact Woodbury was the first ski area in the east to have them! Snow bikes are the next hottest item to hit the slopes. A mandatory lesson is required with an instructor before you can hit the slopes.

 

[andyzee]

Company? Obviously you've never skiid "Woodbury Ski and Racquet" (yes that used to be the name). Back in the day it was a one man show (Rod). I learned to snowboard there in '91. The lift ran attendant-free (top and bottom), the rope tow slipped on its pulleys cause we'd have about 50 people on it (rope snapped one day too) and as i recall their groomer at the time didn't actually have a tiller. Rod pulled a rolling cylinder made from metal grating behind the cat. Oh and sledders used to be allowed on the lifts. I loved that place though. Had to have been the only ski area where shovels were freely available to build jumps.

Gotta give the guy an A for effort. I mean chit, he was the first at beating the might Killington at opening!