What are you doing right now?

[drjeff]

Right now I'm really, really trying NOT to join in on the razzing that one of my assistants is currently getting from the rest of the office over a GIANT bouquet of flowers that just arrived courtesy of a "secret admirer"

This is really going to be a tough next 2 hours trying to be "boss-like" as opposed to my normal adolescent behavior!

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

i keep thinking about the scene in The Big Lebowski where they argue with the funeral director to get the ashes.. the lowest priced urn is too much so they go out and buy a coffee can.....

friggin hilarious...

The mark-ups on urns and caskets are like 600%...

 

[WJenness]

Right now I'm really, really trying NOT to join in on the razzing that one of my assistants is currently getting from the rest of the office over a GIANT bouquet of flowers that just arrived courtesy of a "secret admirer"

This is really going to be a tough next 2 hours trying to be "boss-like" as opposed to my normal adolescent behavior!

I wonder if it was a patient...

-w

 

[Dr Skimeister]

i keep thinking about the scene in The Big Lebowski where they argue with the funeral director to get the ashes.. the lowest priced urn is too much so they go out and buy a coffee can.....

friggin hilarious...

Or the Chock-Full-O-Nuts cans that end up side-by-side on Mt. Everest in "Bucket List".

 

[Moe Ghoul]

The mark-ups on urns and caskets are like 600%...

Are you getting repeat buys due to the theft? Crooks are tearing out gates from mausoleums and stealing anything made of brass, bronze and copper. Really pathetic.

 

[Dr Skimeister]

.....but the younger breed of funeral directors are more business savvy and know that they need to maximize each death..

I can't help but to be a bit disturbed by this.

 

[Moe Ghoul]

I can't help but to be a bit disturbed by this.

I already told my wife if I go first, cremation and a coffee can are fine, she can spend the difference on a cruise or something.

 

[Dr Skimeister]

I already told my wife if I go first, cremation and a coffee can are fine, she can spend the difference on a cruise or something.

I've expressed the desire to be turned into fish food for the deep-sea denizens off of Hatteras.

 

[RootDKJ]

Wow you are texting from your car??? In Jersey??:uzi:

Scary I know. Only while traffic wasn't moving for like 10 minutes. Damn Crackberry. :smash:

 

[drjeff]

I wonder if it was a patient...

-w

The running bet is that it isn't a patient, and most of the office is pretty sure we know who it is. What makes it great(and real funny), is if we're right, its someone who less than a year ago basically said that she would never be caught dead with!

Only an hour and a half to go with trying to maintain my best behavior, although this is going to be REAL stuff with the remarks that are flying around the breakroom right now! And those remarks are 100% unequivical proof that women most definately be raunchy pigs!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Still trying to get motivated to do yardwork. I pulled the mower out and filled the tank. That's progress.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I'm now home from work...I'm going in early tomorrow to help set 4700 pounds worth of monuments. No happy hour type shizzle this afternoon...I'm going to surf the net a bit and maybe rent a DVD..it's such weather outside but I have no interest in exercising..maybe latenight I'll take a walk around my hood with a fat doobie..JEA!!!!

 

[Geoff]

I've expressed the desire to be turned into fish food for the deep-sea denizens off of Hatteras.

That's what my will says... Remove the spare parts at the chop shop; Burned; Fish food.

No 600% markup from GSS for me.

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Beer? Check
Smallness? check
Time to cut the grass...........

 

[dmc]

"He used to be a nice boy.... He used to cut the grass.. but now his mind is totally destroyed by music...."

FZ

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

youtube...so much to see...

 

[Moe Ghoul]

"He used to be a nice boy.... He used to cut the grass.. but now his mind is totally destroyed by music...."

FZ

Sweeeet. Nice guitar solo. Hello Beer # 2! Broke in the new leaf blower, thing's a tornado, lol.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Beer? Check
Smallness? check
Time to cut the grass...........

Beer..no
Smallness..well I'm small compared to Phillycore
Time to hunt for some dinner..It been two weeks since I've had Outback...

 

[drjeff]

Right now I'm watching Entourage. Jeremy Piven is one great actor!

 

[Paul]

Watching the Sox drop to 2 GB in the AL East

Drinking a Dark'N'Stormy.