New Hampshire to require all out of state skiers to take a ski lesson

[Granite1]

Beginning next year the state of New Hampshire will require all out of state skiers and snowboarders to take a lesson if they want to ski or snowboard in the state. They will need to pay for the lesson when purchasing a lift ticket and they will be given a lesson card for the rest of the season as proof they took a lesson. This is a good move by the State and will protect Granite Stater skiers and riders from out of control out of staters.

Happy April 1st.

 

[RH29]

Colorado To Require Mandatory Ski Lesson For All Skiers Next Season

Colorado is known for its world-class ski resorts and offers some of the best skiing and snowboarding in North America. But it may soon be known as the

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You can't even be original with your "Haha out of stater bad" jokes, can you?

 

[Granite1]

Colorado To Require Mandatory Ski Lesson For All Skiers Next Season

Colorado is known for its world-class ski resorts and offers some of the best skiing and snowboarding in North America. But it may soon be known as the

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You can't even be original with your "Haha out of stater bad" jokes, can you?

So far, I have fooled 63 people, including you.

 

[urungus]

@Granite1 here’s something the Granite State should consider …

Utah To Set Up Sobriety Checkpoints On Ski Slopes Starting Next Season

The legislative body of the state of Utah has made a decision to approve the implementation of sobriety checkpoints on ski slopes at various ski areas

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[RH29]

So far, I have fooled 63 people, including you.

You are a fool.

 

[KustyTheKlown]

People opening your dumb fucking thread isn’t “fooling”

 

[Granite1]

Shiffrin to race for Norway starting next year.

Mikaela Shiffrin Will Race for Norway From 23/24 After Secret Wedding to Norway's Aleksander Kilde - SnowBrains

*Please note this was an April Fools’ Joke U.S. ski racer Mikaela Shiffrin and Norway’s Aleksander Aamodt Kilde tied the knot in a secret wedding in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The 28-year-old American and 30-year-old Norwegian have been dating for two years and announced their plans to holiday in...

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[Keelhauled]

AlpineZone to require Granite1 to take humor lessons. One can hope anyway.

 

[Kingslug20]

And you think my jokes are bad

 

[RH29]

People opening your dumb fucking thread isn’t “fooling”

I opened the thread to mock him, because I saw the same headline about 10 minutes earlier.

 

[cdskier]

And you think my jokes are bad
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Funny...I just watched that movie last night...

 

[newportland54]

So how much will the granite state pay an Instructor for helping every outta' stater get to that level of physical achievement that lawyers deem fit for the greener trails? Have to laugh as the Granite State seems to enjoy becoming Big Brother of the ski police... Thought Control of the skiing masses while on the mountains eh'?

 

[urungus]

So how much will the granite state pay an Instructor for helping every outta' stater get to that level of physical achievement that lawyers deem fit for the greener trails? How about their mental ignorance.... Have to laugh as the Granite State seems to enjoy becoming Big Brother of the ski police...

LOL, Check the date of the original post

 

[newportland54]

LOL, Check the date of the original post

Got it! ...but the funny/macabre aspect of it..is making the user pay for it. It's so NH..it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility in lots of other conservative states either....y/n?

 

[RH29]

Got it! ...but the funny/macabre aspect of it..is making the user pay for it. It's so NH..it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility in lots of other conservative states either....y/n?

Well, @Granite1, you finally fooled someone.

 

[rebel1916]

Well, @Granite1, you finally fooled someone.

Got it! ...but the funny/macabre aspect of it..is making the user pay for it. It's so NH..it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility in lots of other conservative states either....y/n?

Not someone smart, but someone...

 

[BodeMiller1]

So far, I have fooled 63 people, including you.

What the .... Hold on, wait a minute.