Do you fart when you urinate?

[drjeff]

:blink: I live with you and I still can't believe you posted this. :blink:

Dude! Get a hobby!

Don't bother trying to figure out this one Sev, it's purely a Y chromosome thing. You "double X" types couldn't possibily understand! Similarly, us Y chromosomers will never be able to understand why you "double X'ers" need to go to the ladies room in packs while it's just 2nd nature for you! :flame:

 

[drjeff]

This thread should indicate a bottom for AZ, which means were heading closer to ski season and the discourse will be more "stokish".

Somehow Moe, I'd bet that we'll be headed to new lows before it's time for the first tracks of the season in a few months!

That being said, ass burps while peeing is a natural. I also seem to spit into a urinal when peeing. I have no idea why.

Nothing wrong with that in my book

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Don't bother trying to figure out this one Sev, it's purely a Y chromosome thing. You "double X" types couldn't possibily understand! Similarly, us Y chromosomers will never be able to understand why you "double X'ers" need to go to the ladies room in packs while it's just 2nd nature for you! :flame:

Speaking from experience owning a bar/restaurant, the double XXers are real slobs in the bathroom. Almost all of em.

 

[Warp Daddy]

This is definitely a new low -----------------------let's see if we can get our collective heads outta r ass huh

 

[drjeff]

This is definitely a new low -----------------------let's see if we can get our collective heads outta r ass huh

Considering that GSS and Marc haven't gotten involved really with this thread, I'd bet that there's still some life left to it and that it will head to places we can only dream about!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

The simo-fart/cough, fart/sneeze subthreads can't be too far behind.

 

[Philpug]

I just hate it when I fart, just before I sit down to take a dump.

 

[Dr Skimeister]

I'd be concerned if the converse be true.....you pee when you fart.

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

Ego boost while you fart and pee.

 

[deadheadskier]

The simo-fart/cough, fart/sneeze subthreads can't be too far behind.

not sure why, but this brings back memories as a kid doing sit ups in gym class. it was a given that someone would inadvertently let one fly and just like that our sit up session would end in laughter

 

[knuckledragger]

This brings to mind one thing;
Skidmarks

 

[Warp Daddy]

This brings to mind one thing;

Anal Retentive Behavior

 

[mondeo]

Yes.

I also have trouble with farting while running. A little embarrassing at the gym on a treadmill.

 

[drjeff]

Yes.

I also have trouble with farting while running. A little embarrassing at the gym on a treadmill.

If you've never run in a decent sized road race, you'd be amazed at the amount of "gas powered" steps that happen in the 1st mile or so!

 

[Hawkshot99]

I can not allow myself to fart/pee at the same time. You see, when I fart they are evil, extremely loud ones that shake a body. Do this while peeing, and I spray the walls................

 

[ctenidae]

:blink: I live with you and I still can't believe you posted this. :blink:

Dude! Get a hobby!

I think he has one.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Yes..in Montana I was pissing in a trough at the Molly Brown in Bozeman and the cowboy next to me said,"Nice Push"...when I let one rip...lol

 

[Paul]

I fart when I urinate, pee, poo, stand, sit, walk, run, jog, mountain-bike, road-bike, hike, lie-down, jump, leap, hop, skip, sashay, mosey, amble, glide, moonwalk, dance, Samba, Rhumba, Tango, Flamenco, break, pop, drive, sleep, eat, work on the PC, watch TV, go to a movie, fornicate, copulate, masturbate, groove, dig, listen, talk, yell, shout, sing, hum, whistle, argue, debate, ponder, pontificate, dwell, sulk, pout, cry, weep, sob, bawl, laugh, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, snicker ,play baseball, football, basketball, soccer, foosball, pool, swim, ski, wakeboard, SCUBA dive, free-dive, cliff-dive, parasail, hanglide, parachute, put people on ignore lists, post on AZ, Fark, various other sites, surf the web, surf pr0n, chew gum.....

 

[wa-loaf]

I fart when I urinate, pee, poo, stand, sit, walk, run, jog, mountain-bike, road-bike, hike, lie-down, jump, leap, hop, skip, sashay, mosey, amble, glide, moonwalk, dance, Samba, Rhumba, Tango, Flamenco, break, pop, drive, sleep, eat, work on the PC, watch TV, go to a movie, fornicate, copulate, masturbate, groove, dig, listen, talk, yell, shout, sing, hum, whistle, argue, debate, ponder, pontificate, dwell, sulk, pout, cry, weep, sob, bawl, laugh, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, snicker ,play baseball, football, basketball, soccer, foosball, pool, swim, ski, wakeboard, SCUBA dive, free-dive, cliff-dive, parasail, hanglide, parachute, put people on ignore lists, post on AZ, Fark, various other sites, surf the web, surf pr0n, chew gum.....

x2 except sashay-ing. I never let a fart get in the way of that.

 

[JimG.]

The ski jones is a terrible thing.