Tiger Woods in Car Crash

[ctenidae]

I never followed the Accenture consulting advertisements.

To the following they formerly associated with TW:
"It's what you do next that counts"
"Thre road to high performance isn't always paved"
"Opportunity isn't always obvious"
"We know what it takes to be a Tiger"

To be a Tiger, you have to be a dog.

 

[Warp Daddy]

Tiger is now teeing off on the 17th -- apparently in todays news the Bimbo eruption is now uo to 16 !One is 48 yrs old . Tiger's wasting away in Cougarville

 

[Marc]

I love when my inital reactions prove correct.

Scuzzball extraordinaire.

 

[Glenn]

Looks like his wife is leaving him. Good for her. I still feel bad for the kids.

 

[drjeff]

Looks like his wife is leaving him. Good for her. I still feel bad for the kids.

There's one prime MILF on the market then (with a twin!) :lol:

 

[SkiDork]

thats what I thought all along once this story broke.

Instead of spending all his energy outside the home pursuing skanks, he should have spend that energy convincing the wife and sister-in-law to do a threesome. THAT could have been kept quiet...

Oh well, missed opportunity

 

[drjeff]

thats what I thought all along once this story broke.

Instead of spending all his energy outside the home pursuing skanks, he should have spend that energy convincing the wife and sister-in-law to do a threesome. THAT could have been kept quiet...

Oh well, missed opportunity

That would have been a picture worthy event IMHO

 

[Warp Daddy]

Looks like a fine Stanford education was wasted on the Tiger--------------sure did some stoooopid shit. He has $$$ but but that's it . All the Bimbettes in the world ain't gonna save his act now

 

[wa-loaf]

Looks like a fine Stanford education was wasted on the Tiger--------------sure did some stoooopid shit. He has $$$ but but that's it . All the Bimbettes in the world ain't gonna save his act now

He'll be fine. In a year we'll be reading about the great Tiger comeback. Bla bla bla ...

 

[drjeff]

Looks like a fine Stanford education was wasted on the Tiger--------------sure did some stoooopid shit. He has $$$ but but that's it . All the Bimbettes in the world ain't gonna save his act now

If I'm not mistaken, he's still a Stanford drop-out. Maybe if he had gotten the hallowed piece of paper he would have amounted to something in life

 

[Warp Daddy]

He'll be fine. In a year we'll be reading about the great Tiger comeback. Bla bla bla ...

may be -- maybe not, I am not concerned about his career i am concerned what he may do in reaction to the loss of his rep and his family someone should be watching him professionally . The reports have him in isolation and in serious turmoil --not great for someone used to be held in very high esteem

 

[Glenn]

LMAO at the 3some comments.

I think his career will be fine. It's just too bad his wife and kids got hurt along the way. Going through something like this has to be rough...then you throw in the multiple ladies...and the fact that this is the top story daily for the past few weeks.

 

[campgottagopee]

may be -- maybe not, I am not concerned about his career i am concerned what he may do in reaction to the loss of his rep and his family someone should be watching him professionally . The reports have him in isolation and in serious turmoil --not great for someone used to be held in very high esteem

You watch, he'll win the Grand Slam this year---that's right, remeber you heard it hear on AZ first.

 

[drjeff]

You watch, he'll win the Grand Slam this year---that's right, remeber you heard it hear on AZ first.

It wouldn't suprise me one bit either! And in a way that rivals his dominance like he did in 2000.

 

[campgottagopee]

It wouldn't suprise me one bit either! And in a way that rivals his dominance like he did in 2000.

Exactly---peeps are counting him as down and out. All that's gonna do is piss him off and make him better.

 

[drjeff]

Exactly---peeps are counting him as down and out. All that's gonna do is piss him off and make him better.

Bingo! If there's one thing that this guy appears to have is a focus on the course that nobody on tour can rival, and my guess is he'll be locked even tighter into his own on course "Tiger-world" than ever this coming year.

 

[o3jeff]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

[Warp Daddy]

T' was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house,
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin,'
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

 

[billski]

T' was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house,
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin,'
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

Warp, my man, you're worse than me! :-o For a golfer you are really all over that dude. I'm suprised he hasn't offered you any hush money! :idea:

 

[Warp Daddy]

Bill i admire his ability to play a game and that is all , the rest is pretty disgusting