Chairlift Speed Dating

[billski]

Black Mountain (NH) has a fun event planned for this Saturday.

Registration noon at the pub.

3-5 PM apres entertainment.

"find the ski bum of your dreams!"

 

[threecy]

Some lines that might be heard...

"I wish this was a high speed lift"

"Say, seeing that this is a three person chairlift..."

"There's nothing wrong with my haircut...this is a Mueller-Riblet chairlift...also known as a Muellet!"

"You know what they say about guys with long skis..."

"Once you go to Black, you don't go back!"

"Clearly this personal profile is about as accurate as the snow report"

 

[billski]

Some lines that might be heard...

"I wish this was a high speed lift"

"Say, seeing that this is a three person chairlift..."

"There's nothing wrong with my haircut...this is a Mueller-Riblet chairlift...also known as a Muellet!"

"You know what they say about guys with long skis..."

"Once you go to Black, you don't go back!"

"Clearly this personal profile is about as accurate as the snow report"

What goes on at Black stays at Black

 

[Marc]

Look at the girl, look down at your pants; exclaim: "Woah! Talk about 'high speed lift!'"

 

[SteveInCT]

Nice Tips!

 

[ta&idaho]

Are those bumps natural or seeded?

 

[Trekchick]

Groomed or ............

 

[Philpug]

Bar "down"?

 

[bvibert]

Groomed or ............

:lol:

Where ya been? Hopefully getting some skiing in...

 

[wintersyndrome]

Wow we got chair number 69...talk about the power of suggestion

 

[Trekchick]

:lol:

Where ya been? Hopefully getting some skiing in...

Been a crazy winter for work and travel.
Ski # days are down but the quality is up

back on topic........

Do you like a tune when you wax?

 

[Philpug]

can I check for a "two finger fit"?

 

[bvibert]

can I check for a "two finger fit"?

Seriously laughed out loud at that one. :lol:

 

[Philpug]

lets work on my pole plant.

 

[Trekchick]

How do you feel about an early rise tip?


Do Pivot Slips improve performance?

 

[evil]

"nice skis, wanna huck"

 

[hellayrima]

Black Mountain (NH) has a fun event planned for this Saturday.

Registration noon at the pub.

3-5 PM apres entertainment.

"find the ski bum of your dreams!"









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That actually sounds really fun! I’ve never been to Black Mountain — might have to check it out.

 

[skiur]

I love 15 year bumps as first posts!

 

[Abominable]

Spam bot notwithstanding, this was a great threads. #1 fave: "nice skis. Let's huck."