Greg's Roast

[loafer89]

Hell, even my son know's what a bump maniac Greg is, he was looking at the bumps on Agony last weekend and thinking how happy Greg would have been to ski them.:-o

 

[Greg]

BTW.....no winkies ( ) allowed in this thread. They are inherent and sorta detract from the zingers.

 

[Greg]

See this is what I'm talking about. You're fragile Greg, we all know you took your ball and went home when getting picked last for kick ball as a kid. Don't do the same as an adult and lock this thread

Still below par. Oh well. Probably little hope for you. You're one of those phantom AZers. Sorta like ctenidae - no other AZer has ever met you and we're not really sure if you actually exist....

 

[Greg]

Hell, even my son know's what a bump maniac Greg is, he was looking at the bumps on Agony last weekend and thinking how happy Greg would have been to ski them.:-o

I like you buddy. Not everyone in this world can pull off the fleece balaclava, face mask and fully insulated Spyder ski suit on a 60 degree afternoon, but you actually make it look pretty cool...

Not.

 

[andyzee]

Still below par. Oh well. Probably little hope for you. You're one of those phantom AZers. Sorta like ctenidae - no other AZer has ever met you and we're not really sure if you actually exist....

Eh Greg, I met him, he exists.

 

[Greg]

Eh Greg, I met him, he exists.

And I'm supposed to take the word of someone with the IQ of a llama? I think not.

 

[deadheadskier]

Still below par. Oh well. Probably little hope for you. You're one of those phantom AZers. Sorta like ctenidae - no other AZer has ever met you and we're not really sure if you actually exist....

In my defense, Terry has indeed met and skied with me


and you best be at Mt. Snow last day of the season. I'm dying to meet the guy Okemo calls on as a consultant for their double diamonds

 

[deadheadskier]

BTW.....no hankies allowed in this thread.

It's okay Greg, I'll give you a tissue if you need one. Remember, it takes a strong man to cry, but it takes and even stronger man to laugh at that man :lol:

 

[Dr Skimeister]

Just a coincidence that his avatar looks like this or some subliminal advertising for Windham?

 

[Greg]

In my defense, Terry has indeed met and skied with me

Terry was probably drunk at the time so he won't remember.

and you best be at Mt. Snow last day of the season. I'm dying to meet the guy Okemo calls on as a consultant for their double diamonds

Likewise. I'm looking forward to meeting you too, you effin hippy. BTW, I'm still pushing for the OKEMOGULS marketing campaign. See? Even I can make Slokemo seem cool.

 

[deadheadskier]

BTW, I'm still pushing for the OKEMOGULS marketing campaign. See? Even I can make Slokemo seem cool.

Yep, you keep telling yourself that buddy

Wicked Freakin' Cool I tell ya

 

[severine]

Children fear Greg as that thing that goes bump in the night.

 

[andyzee]

Children fear Greg as that thing that goes bump in the night.

:lol:

 

[Greg]

Just a coincidence that his avatar looks like this or some subliminal advertising for Windham?

I still want to try Windham this season. Anyone know how late they stay open? And jeez - I thought I was latitudinally challenge and here you are raggin' on Windham? You Joisy folk better take what you can get....

 

[andyzee]

I still want to try Windham this season. Anyone know how late they stay open? And jeez - I thought I was latitudinally challenge and here you are raggin' on Windham? You Joisy folk better take what you can get....

Shame we don't have the big mountains that CT does. :razz:

 

[Greg]

Yep, you keep telling yourself that buddy

Wicked Freakin' Cool I tell ya

Thanks. Glad I have the endorsement of someone that favors communal living.

Children fear Greg as that thing that goes bump in the night.

This coming from the chick with naked ladies on her skis. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Greg]

Shame we don't have the big mountains that CT does. :razz:

Maybe not. But I'm still closer to the big mountains.

 

[deadheadskier]

Maybe not. But I'm still closer to the big mountains.

...not according to your wife Romeo

 

[andyzee]

Maybe not. But I'm still closer to the big mountains.

Looking at the mountains in CT, I now see why Greg likes bumps so much.....

 

[andyzee]

This coming from the chick with naked ladies on her skis. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Now that's HOT!