Greg's Roast

[Greg]

...not according to your wife Romeo

Hey! Keep my wife's mountains out of this.

 

[severine]

This coming from the chick with naked ladies on her skis. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Well I would have gotten these, but I was told you bought the last pair.

 

[wa-loaf]

Well I would have gotten these, but I was told you bought the last pair.

Oh, Burn!

 

[andyzee]

Well I would have gotten these, but I was told you bought the last pair.

WOW, just WOW. The Queen of Dis

 

[deadheadskier]

Well I would have gotten these, but I was told you bought the last pair.

As Grilled Steeze would say

OH SNAP!!!

 

[loafer89]

I like you buddy. Not everyone in this world can pull off the fleece balaclava, face mask and fully insulated Spyder ski suit on a 60 degree afternoon, but you actually make it look pretty cool...

Not.

The guys running the lift though I was overdressed until it got dark and got really cold. Torwards the end of the night at Sundown the lifty looked quite cold while I was comfortable.

 

[wa-loaf]

When Greg got pulled over for drunk driving he explained to the cop he was just following the zipper line.

 

[Greg]

Well I would have gotten these, but I was told you bought the last pair.

Oh, Burn!

WOW, just WOW. The Queen of Dis

Not bad. Definitely an overused image, but I'll give sev a B- for that one.

You guys are still disappointing me though. Come on - bring on the zingers and remember if a slam has a bit of truth to it, it's better. No holds barred. I promise not to ban anyone. (maybe)

 

[loafer89]

Looking at the mountains in CT, I now see why Greg likes bumps so much.....

Hey, no picking on our mountains, at least we got 5 ski areas as opposed to 3 in New Jersey.

 

[andyzee]

Not bad. Definitely an overused image, but I'll give sev a B- for that one.

You guys are still disappointing me though. Come on - bring on the zingers and remember if a slam has a bit of truth to it, it's better. No holds barred. I promise not to ban anyone. (maybe)

Hey, who died and made you judge of your own roast. Shut up, sit down, and take it like a man!

 

[loafer89]

My wife says that you wait outside the OBGYN and watch all the women go by in white T-shirts.:smile:

 

[andyzee]

Hey, no picking on our mountains, at least we got 5 ski areas as opposed to 3 in New Jersey.

You call them mountains, Greg calls says "My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),"

 

[Greg]

Hey, who died and made you judge of your own roast. Shut up, sit down, and take it like a man!

Frankenstein is right. I got carried away. I'll shut up now. The problem is, I'm the only one that really effectively roasted so far in this thread. Anyway, let's see what you all got. Bring it!

 

[deadheadskier]

I'll shut up now. My problem is, I only really effectively roast myself by continuing to post.

Thanks Captain Obvious

 

[snoseek]

Does it even snow in Conneticut?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24800


That is all.

Hahahaha...so funny..I got Jonged over there as well..

 

[andyzee]

Bump :lol:

 

[2knees]

First time i met Greg was at sundown. real shocker there. Saw some skinny ass dude with a 70's pornstar beard and tried to high tail it out the side door before he recognized my jacket i said i'd be wearing. First thing out of his mouth was something along the lines of blah blah blah radical bumps.

I'm thinking who the f&&* says radical? I gave that one up when i hit puberty. Well about 50,000 radical this and that comments later, greg still cant ski bumps but he has some nifty knee pads, err patches, on his pants so i guess that makes him radical now.

 

[andyzee]

greg still cant ski bumps but he has some nifty knee pads

No commment.

 

[andyzee]

. Saw some skinny ass dude with a 70's pornstar beard

Can anyone guess what 70s dance was very popular that may also be good for this thread?