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Movie quote thread

ChileMass

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dmc said:
ChileMass said:
Way too easy, but a classic -


Woman: Where's my Honda?
Man: Oh, baby - I had to crash that Honda.
Woman: Who's motorcycle is this?
Man: It's a chopper, baby.
Woman: Who's chopper is this?
Man: It's Zed's, baby.
Woman: Who's Zed?
Man: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead......


The clock is running - I'll be surprised if this goes longer than 15 minutes.

PF

6 minutes - very good......
 

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Ok, siince this thread has been idle for a day or so here goes another one...

"What is a dazling urbanite like you doing in a rural setting like this ?"
 

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NoodleRod said:
Ok, siince this thread has been idle for a day or so here goes another one...

"What is a dazling urbanite like you doing in a rural setting like this ?"

Another classic - Blazing Saddles, of course!
 

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NoodleRod wrote:
Ok, siince this thread has been idle for a day or so here goes another one...

"What is a dazling urbanite like you doing in a rural setting like this ?"


Another classic - Blazing Saddles, of course!

Correct, that was way to easy..! :)
 

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Sorry to interrupt, but here's an easy one to keep things going:

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky... "
 

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Sorry to interrupt, but here's an easy one to keep things going:

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...

I'm realy guessing here..ROBIN HOOD :blink:
 

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TenPeaks said:
Excellent. Here's a quote that stumped me the other day.

"I don't think that word means what you think it means."

You guys need to pay attention. That quote was used early on in this thread. :angry:

Just for that, try this one: "How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"
 

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Weird Science.
My favorite line from that movie (well, one of them)- "He's an asshole. Anybody with a haircut like that, you know they're an asshole."
 
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