Skiing and Pooping

[dmc]

Do you poop while you ski?
Do you use the lodge? If so - which lodge is the nicest?
Do you wait to get home?

 

[marcski]

Since I keep getting "locked out" of DMC's threads the last couple of days..and missed participating...I'm going to jump on this one before it gets clogged up...I mean locked up.

I'm pretty regular...I hit the downstairs powder room within 30 minutes of waking most mornings....hence, I usually skip a visit to the porcelain office in base lodges.

 

[Grassi21]

Gotta get it out. I try to get up early at home and take care of business. But if I have a cup of coffee on the way to the hill I need to take care of business before booting up. Nothing worse than skiing with stomach cramps....

Great thread idea BTW... :lol:

 

[Grassi21]

Also, this thread will be full of shit in no time...

 

[2knees]

i really tend to avoid public crappers. I have a serious fear of the shotgun shitter. I crack spikes at work, obviously, but it pisses me off to no end when someone comes into the next stall while i'm getting busy and starts his own party. wait 5 minutes till i'm done. god damn.....

mixin stink and all that...... not for me. not at all.

 

[bvibert]

I try not to go in the lodge, I like the comfort of my own home. Sometimes it's just unavoidable though.

Sugarbush has a pretty nice bathroom in their lodge, which I think I've slayed at least once each time I've visited.

 

[thetrailboss]

Isn't it "snowboarding and pooping" for you?

 

[dmc]

Isn't it "snowboarding and pooping" for you?

I tend to use the word Skiing for everything... I'm wierd like that... You slide down a hill standing up... your skiing...

I have a secret bathroom at Hunter... It's never used... I use that if needed..

the worst is when i have to do a field crap... i do carry TP when I'm in the BC....

 

[thetrailboss]

I tend to use the word Skiing for everything... I'm wierd like that... You slide down a hill standing up... your skiing...

I have a secret bathroom at Hunter... It's never used... I use that if needed..

the worst is when i have to do a field crap... i do carry TP when I'm in the BC....

I know. :wink: Just being a lawyer-type. :lol:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Do you poop while you ski?
Do you use the lodge? If so - which lodge is the nicest?
Do you wait to get home?

I've actually only had to crap a few times out of the nearly 1,000 days I've skied..if it's really bad I go in the lodge..I would go in the woods like I do hiking if need be and just wipe my ass with snow..

A couple years ago at Jackson Hole..I had a nice lunch with chili at the Casper lodge( about 1/3 of the way up the mountain)..and on my next run..I was in some woods near the top of the Gondola having a safety meeting..well the combination of chili and Mary Jane did something awful to my Bowels..so I skied about 1,000 vert back to the Casper lodge..tromped down the steps with my butt cheeks squeezed together and luckily there was an empty stall..if not..I would have dropped a duece in a broom closet..

As for #1s...I don't get men who use take off their skis and go in the lodge...since the entire mountain is our bathroom!!!!!..

 

[Glenn]

I only had a handful of times this season that required a lodge dump. I papered down...always paper down kids.

Last year, it was all day trips, aside from one week at the mountain and a few nights here and there. So...2 hours up...2 hours back...and a full day of skiing. Let me tell you..a pepto pill or two the night before was just enough to "shut down the system" for the day. Worked like a charm....and I never had that "oh man, I'm gonna SIMP! (ShitInMyPants)" feeling as I'm just outside of Colrain. MA in a "no bathroom along this road" zone...

 

[tarponhead]

As a runner I got plenty of experience of having to find a place pronto. I am not phased by any bathroom or lack of for that matter. Have poo will travel.

This site is great, you guys talk about anything......:roll: :beer:

 

[Geoff]

The bathroom in the movie Desperado always springs to mind when these kinds of threads happen.

 

[deadheadskier]

you gotta go, ya gotta go, though I hope to never have that issue while running. :blink:


and seeing how nothing is sacred in this thread; the problem with the lodge dump is not the public bathrooms themselves, that I could care less about. It's that dropping trou with ski boots on when you're short like myself restricts 'spreadage'

 

[Geoff]

As a runner I got plenty of experience of having to find a place pronto. I am not phased by any bathroom or lack of for that matter. Have poo will travel.

This site is great, you guys talk about anything......:roll: :beer:

We know all about you runners.....

 

[tarponhead]

We know all about you runners.....

2007 philly marathon. I was watching friends run. This unbelievably hot female runner is approaching the finish line. Wearing bunhuggers, classic eye candy. That is, until she goes by revealing the chocolate backside......

 

[SIKSKIER]

Sure as sh!t

What other forum has such enlightening subjects as this?I am a lifer here for sure.I'm lucky to have the home hopper a meer 30 second drive down the road.I could actually ski their and hoof back but I like to smell up the truck on the way to drop off the goodies.

 

[icedtea]

We know all about you runners.....

2007 philly marathon. I was watching friends run. This unbelievably hot female runner is approaching the finish line. Wearing bunhuggers, classic eye candy. That is, until she goes by revealing the chocolate backside......

My younger sister's friends about 23 years old runs marathons and stuff...really hot body on this girl...

She has been known to shart herself on runs though..ha

 

[drjeff]

If you gotta, you gotta. I just try and find one of the "nicer" condo/hotels prevalent in the base area of many resorts and use theirs! Note: Deer Valley excluded as their crappers are truely worldclass!

 

[dmc]

I've barfed off of lifts before..... I Kashmir I had to open the gondi door and barf.... The spice was a litttttttle toooooo spicey at lunch...