Skiing and Pooping

[roark]

 

[severine]

As a runner I got plenty of experience of having to find a place pronto. I am not phased by any bathroom or lack of for that matter. Have poo will travel.

This site is great, you guys talk about anything......:roll: :beer:

We know all about you runners.....

2007 philly marathon. I was watching friends run. This unbelievably hot female runner is approaching the finish line. Wearing bunhuggers, classic eye candy. That is, until she goes by revealing the chocolate backside......

My younger sister's friends about 23 years old runs marathons and stuff...really hot body on this girl...

She has been known to shart herself on runs though..ha

This is why I have no aspirations to run really long distances. 3-5 miles is enough for me.

You guys really will talk about anything, won't you?

 

[Beetlenut]

I just go right off the chair! Maybe you remember a shot of me when the chair stopped short:

Now days I use the ski lift butt-vacuum!

 

[Trekchick]

It just so happens that I run a sewer and septic servicing business.
We have the contract to maintain the system for Caberfae Peaks, our local ski hill.
I can share first hand testimony that it is vital to be able to perform your necessary constitutional duties when necessary. If this happens while you're skiing, so be it.

 

[marcski]

I've barfed off of lifts before..... I Kashmir I had to open the gondi door and barf.... The spice was a litttttttle toooooo spicey at lunch...

Remind me never to ski under a lift again!

 

[Grassi21]

A 20-something chick rear-ended our truck on Rt 6 on Cape Cod. Either the crash or me screaming at her induced the ol' gray leg for her. The Troopers were taken back by the smell. At first we thought our then 1 yr old son pooped during the impact. I felt really bad for her after laughing my butt off.

 

[Geoff]

I only had a handful of times this season that required a lodge dump. I papered down...always paper down kids.

The truly OCD among us can also use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer on the seat first.

The Europeans have an alternate solution:

 

[wa-loaf]

This thread stinks!


I try to avoid using the crapper on mountain, sometimes the timing just doesn't work out and you gotta go. Especially after lots of Chinese food and drinking the night before ...

 

[thetrailboss]

As seen at Sugarbush:

 

[marcski]

I have an Alta shirt....the front is just the snowflake... the back is a pic of a snow covered mountain and in large letters it says:

"I LOVE BIG DUMPS"


Now that rings true to me...anyway you take it!

 

[wa-loaf]

We know all about you runners.....

I think it was the 1996 Boston Marathon. Ute Pippig won. We were hanging in Kenmore square watching the runners and Ute had brown trail running down her legs. Everyone was cheering "Yaaaay, ohhhh, yaaaay ..."

 

[tarponhead]

The Europeans have an alternate solution:

How does that work? High altitude bombing?

 

[wa-loaf]

How does that work? High altitude bombing?

squat, like when chicks pee in the parking lot outside bars. :-D

 

[Riverskier]

i really tend to avoid public crappers. I have a serious fear of the shotgun shitter. I crack spikes at work, obviously, but it pisses me off to no end when someone comes into the next stall while i'm getting busy and starts his own party. wait 5 minutes till i'm done. god damn.....

mixin stink and all that...... not for me. not at all.

No kidding! I used to work in an office with a total of 5 men, but there were 2 stalls. It seemed like half the time I was in there somebody would come in and use the other one. Come on, there was only 5 of us! Wait 5 minutes. Pissed me off big time.

As for ski areas, rarely but if you gotta go you gotta go. And I have yet to encounter nice facilites at a ski area.

 

[2knees]

How does that work? High altitude bombing?

more like carpet bombing probably. If 1 in 5 hits the target, i'd be pretty happy.

and yes, collateral damage is simply a fact of war.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

This site is great, you guys talk about anything......:roll: :beer:

That's part of the reason I like this site...I'll show you the mens room on the side of Switchback this season...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

:blink:

We know all about you runners.....

I saw that before..crazy but pretty common...

 

[dmc]

The truly OCD among us can also use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer on the seat first.

The Europeans have an alternate solution:

Had to use one of those in Korea... Saw it and suddenly - didn't have to go anymore...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

This thread stinks!

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I have giggled so hard reading this thread...so I disagree with your statement..I think it's good...very very good...:flag:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

No kidding! I used to work in an office with a total of 5 men, but there were 2 stalls. It seemed like half the time I was in there somebody would come in and use the other one. Come on, there was only 5 of us! Wait 5 minutes. Pissed me off big time.

As for ski areas, rarely but if you gotta go you gotta go. And I have yet to encounter nice facilites at a ski area.

Imagine what prison bathrooms are like...and there was this spanish joint which went out of business that used to serve up these great $4.95 lunch specials which consisted of 3 scoops of rice..a scoop of beans..sauce and some sort of protein..anyway this one time I was sitting with a family about an hour later and my stomach felt weird and I started sweating....well I pretended to go in the storage area to find a picture ran to the Hopper(That's what old PA dutch people call it) and then came back...then about 2 minutes later..I was showing them pictures and I felt some pain in my stomach and started sweating again....round two...I felt hollow afterthat..


One thing I think about is that the elite wealthy people who act like their shit doesn't stink are in denial..cause their shit smells just as bad as Joe 6-pack..shit does not know class...it