Skiing and Pooping

[Grassi21]

Imagine what prison bathrooms are like...and there was this spanish joint which went out of business that used to serve up these great $4.95 lunch specials which consisted of 3 scoops of rice..a scoop of beans..sauce and some sort of protein..anyway this one time I was sitting with a family about an hour later and my stomach felt weird and I started sweating....well I pretended to go in the storage area to find a picture ran to the Hopper(That's what old PA dutch people call it) and then came back...then about 2 minutes later..I was showing them pictures and I felt some pain in my stomach and started sweating again....round two...I felt hollow afterthat..

Want to feel hollow? Try the saline laxative before a colonoscopy.... wet and wild my friend.....

 

[tarponhead]

I'll show you the mens room on the side of Switchback this season...

School bus?


As an aside, I wish switchback wasn't a terain park. That trail would be sweet minus all those monkey bars......:uzi:

 

[Geoff]

Had to use one of those in Korea... Saw it and suddenly - didn't have to go anymore...

I spent so much time in Europe at one point that I got used to them. The trick is to remove pants & underwear so you don't drop a load in the wrong spot accidentally.

 

[dmc]

I spent so much time in Europe at one point that I got used to them. The trick is to remove pants & underwear so you don't drop a load in the wrong spot accidentally.

I think "western" toilets are more the norm now... When i was in India... We saw someone took a dump in the middle of the floor... Just in the middle of the bathroom... I almost pucked...

 

[thetrailboss]

With this thread, the board has hit another new low...

 

[Grassi21]

yeah... i'm such a bad person...

whatever... deal with it...

this is no different than this ever popular thread...

http://forums.alpinezone.com/30339-posting-throne.html

 

[Geoff]

I think "western" toilets are more the norm now... When i was in India... We saw someone took a dump in the middle of the floor... Just in the middle of the bathroom... I almost pucked...

On the Autoroutes in France, the toilet stalls in the rest areas have icons on them. The 'western' toilets have a circle. The Euro ones have two footprints. The farther south you go in Europe, the more prevalent the squat dumper toilet. In Germany, you usually have bathroom attendents who sterilize every crapper after every use. Worth the tip money.

I've been off the beaten track a lot in Southern France, Italy, and Spain/Portugal. The typical gas station or bar toilet is the old school squat kind.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

School bus?


As an aside, I wish switchback wasn't a terain park. That trail would be sweet minus all those monkey bars......:uzi:

Sidewinder is the terrain park..and don't tell anybody but it's the last place with fresh cord cause the jibhonks sleep late..ya heard..

 

[dmc]

Sidewinder is the terrain park..and don't tell anybody but it's the last place with fresh cord cause the jibhonks sleep late..ya heard..

Same at Hunter... Except with POw...

 

[mattchuck2]

I can't believe this thread has gotten to 6 pages.

Who wants to bet that we push it further (the thread, I mean . . . )

 

[dmc]

6 pages?

 

[wa-loaf]

6 pages?

I've got three, depends on your page settings.

Instead of bumping we "push" this thread.

 

[marcski]

this is no different than this ever popular thread...

http://forums.alpinezone.com/30339-posting-throne.html

Acutally, the difference is the Posting from Throne thread was started by TrekChick...and as we all know...women's shit just don't stink!

 

[2knees]

i cant wait to go home and drop trou.

i feel a spiritual movement coming.

 

[dmc]

Acutally, the difference is the Posting from Throne thread was started by TrekChick...and as we all know...women's shit just don't stink!

Since i got back from Korea - I've stunk....
My system worked like a clock there... One fast food meal in the airport and it all goes to hell...

So - At Tuckerman and other BC adventures that last the night.. I tend to eat stuff that binds me a bit...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Same at Hunter... Except with POw...

it's like that with pow two...I got fresh turns behind the wallride like an hour after opening shazam

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I can't believe this thread has gotten to 6 pages.

Who wants to bet that we push it further (the thread, I mean . . . )

I want it to hit 22 pages..so I'll keep it going with poo storys..

 

[Grassi21]

Difference is - I started it... And the mods are pissed at me now...

Thats how it goes here... i feel a thread lock coming on...

i get the feeling Trailboss never really liked me anyway... waaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....

Don't sweat it man. Keep being you dmc. :beer:

 

[mondeo]

Once I hit the chairlift, I forget about bodily functions. I've had days where I've sorta had to relieve myself while booting up but missed the bathroom between booting up and getting on the chair, and last 6 hours of skiing without issue. At that point I'll just hold it in to avoid the lodge. They're fairly sketchy at Killington.

 

[catskills]

Sound like a job for the poo man. If there is poo on the mountain this guy will find it.