Skiing and Pooping

[snowmonster]

Irving gas stations have the cleanest rest rooms in Maine. They even have plants in there.

 

[SIKSKIER]

Irving gas stations have the cleanest rest rooms in Maine. They even have plants in there.

Do they have Irving gas stations at the ski areas?

 

[snowmonster]

^ Ahhhh, yes. I should have clarified that the trip from wherever to Newry or Carrabasset Valley is long and a pitstop is inevitable.

 

[mondeo]

And the slightly less popular:

 

[wa-loaf]

 

[severine]

I didn't know that apples poop.

wa-loaf, you crack me up!

 

[drjeff]

Yup, they all just sh$t like us guys do

 

[ccskier]

A 20-something chick rear-ended our truck on Rt 6 on Cape Cod. Either the crash or me screaming at her induced the ol' gray leg for her. The Troopers were taken back by the smell. At first we thought our then 1 yr old son pooped during the impact. I felt really bad for her after laughing my butt off.

That is awesome.

 

[ccskier]

Jay Peak Stateside lodges are the worst dumping stations. I have used them many times. The F-ing stall walls are real low, Steve W if you read this note please. It is hard to wipe with boots and all of you stuff on, have to stand up a bit. If anyone is in there it is awkward. I can drop deuces pretty much anywhere there is shit tickets. Also, a fan of the aqua dump, if you have spent time on a boat without a head it probably has happened to you. Just have tpo swim fast.

 

[Glenn]

Also, a fan of the aqua dump, if you have spent time on a boat without a head it probably has happened to you. Just have tpo swim fast.

LMAO! I've never heard of that before. Sounds challenging. Must be downright impossible with reah......

 

[Beetlenut]

They poop, it just doesn't stink!! Or so they think!

 

[Dr Skimeister]

Years ago I had a female friend of mine tell me, "Girls don't fart...we just sit next to dogs that do."

 

[Moe Ghoul]

14 pages on topic, I'm calling a top to this thread as the cool weather rolls in and thoughts get back to more skiing/riding and less pooping. RIP, poop thread..............until next summer.

 

[legalskier]

14 pages on topic, I'm calling a top to this thread as the cool weather rolls in and thoughts get back to more skiing/riding and less pooping. RIP, poop thread..............until next summer.

Say it ain't so, Moe.

:sad:

 

[Beetlenut]

14 pages on topic, I'm calling a top to this thread as the cool weather rolls in and thoughts get back to more skiing/riding and less pooping. RIP, poop thread..............until next summer.

A stop to the poopage thread, so decries Pepto-Bis-Moe !

 

[drjeff]

We need Moe poop!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

the only piles I'm interested in are piles of snow.

 

[St. Bear]

About the squat toilets, I've read that they're really much healthier (with respect to your bowels, not sanitation) because mankind evolved to poop by squatting and hasn't adapted to sitting on a throne yet. Therefore Western toilets can be blamed for Western society's digestive maladjustments. (Glad to know it isn't coffee).

I've read the same thing. On the throne toilets, you don't squat below parallel, and the colon doesn't competely unkink, which can cause incomplete emptying and can lead to some digestive troubles.

 

[severine]

In a lot of "uncivilized" cultures, they spend a good portion of their lives in squatting positions. That's generally how they work (no chairs), give birth, etc. In some ways, they're healthier than we are. We've gotten lazy...

Then again, with my partially-torn ACL, I can't get in that position and expect to get up again. My knee doesn't much like anything less than about an 80-75 degree angle at this point.

 

[Beetlenut]

In a lot of "uncivilized" cultures, they spend a good portion of their lives in squatting positions. That's generally how they work (no chairs), give birth, etc. In some ways, they're healthier than we are. We've gotten lazy...

Then again, with my partially-torn ACL, I can't get in that position and expect to get up again. My knee doesn't much like anything less than about an 80-75 degree angle at this point.

What, no poop content?! Blasphemy!!