Skiing and Pooping

[severine]

What, no poop content?! Blasphemy!!

I mentioned childbirth--isn't that yucky enough?

 

[Beetlenut]

I mentioned childbirth--isn't that yucky enough?

Well if we're talkin Meconium than I suppose so!! I just reminded myself of a good moment! Yea no more diapers!! :-D AND the first day of school for my 11 yo today, accompanied by the first day of missed school bus!! :-x

 

[Hawkshot99]

14 pages on topic, I'm calling a top to this thread as the cool weather rolls in and thoughts get back to more skiing/riding and less pooping. RIP, poop thread..............until next summer.

With winter on the way we can finally give TR's on the subject!

 

[dmc]

14 pages on topic, I'm calling a top to this thread as the cool weather rolls in and thoughts get back to more skiing/riding and less pooping. RIP, poop thread..............until next summer.

You can't tell me what I can talk about and what I can't talk about... The board decides based on posts...

If I want to talk about pooping and skiing... then so be it...

What are you some kind of shti blocker?

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!

 

[dmc]

I mentioned childbirth--isn't that yucky enough?

Dont know... Dont care to know... Unless you pooped during child birth..

 

[Dr Skimeister]

Dont know... Dont care to know... Unless you pooped during child birth..

As many do......

 

[dmc]

As many do......

I bet they do.... blech...

 

[Dr Skimeister]

I bet they do.... blech...

Have a good trip

 

[dmc]

Have a good trip

I'm going to barf on the plane...

 

[Dr Skimeister]

I'm going to barf on the plane...

I can contribute to a "Flying and Barfing" thread

 

[faceplant]

hey hows about a rousing poop showtune!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99kHuTOJ94o

yessir, a real classic

 

[dmc]

I can contribute to a "Flying and Barfing" thread

I never barfed on a plane... But I heard someone barfing in the row in front of me once..

I have barfed from a lift before... Got a little on my skis...

 

[Grassi21]

I never barfed on a plane... But I heard someone barfing in the row in front of me once..

I have barfed from a lift before... Got a little on my skis...

i saw a big ole drunk redneck that was scared to fly. puked within the first 15 minutes of a 2 hr flight.

ps - he was sitting across the row from me.

 

[Dr Skimeister]

I never barfed on a plane... But I heard someone barfing in the row in front of me once..

I have barfed from a lift before... Got a little on my skis...

i saw a big ole drunk redneck that was scared to fly. puked within the first 15 minutes of a 2 hr flight.

ps - he was sitting across the row from me.

I admit to filling the "lunch bag" that was in the pouch of the seat back on one of those tour planes over the Grand Canyon. Felt like I was on a flying yo-yo.

 

[Glenn]

I took a dump on a plane once. I only recomend it unless you absolutely can't wait until you get to the airport.

 

[JimG.]

I have seen my share of aerial barfing in my time.

Used to fly into the Rockies on small (50 passenger) turboprops until I wised up to the fact they were big vomitoriums. Better to have a car anyway.

I once had a woman sit down in the seat next to me who immediately examined the complimentary doggie bag. Disappointed, she pulled out a good supply of half gallon ziplock bags.

She filled 3 of them.

I don't miss flying for my job.

 

[drjeff]

My son when he was about 15 months old, almost 2 years ago, when we were on our way out to Utah, came down with the stomach bug on the Chicago-Salt lake City leg of the trip. Maybe 25/30 minutes out of O'Haire, BAM, projectile puke over himself, my wife, and the guy in the seat directly behind my son Not a pretty site/smell. I actually when the flight was over tipped the flight attendants $20 each for their help in cleaning things up AND gave, what turned out to be the very nice man with kids of similiar ages to mine, $50 for his dry cleaning bill.

That was NOT a good flight

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

My son when he was about 15 months old, almost 2 years ago, when we were on our way out to Utah, came down with the stomach bug on the Chicago-Salt lake City leg of the trip. Maybe 25/30 minutes out of O'Haire, BAM, projectile puke over himself, my wife, and the guy in the seat directly behind my son Not a pretty site/smell. I actually when the flight was over tipped the flight attendants $20 each for their help in cleaning things up AND gave, what turned out to be the very nice man with kids of similiar ages to mine, $50 for his dry cleaning bill.

That was NOT a good flight

Wow..I sort of think they should have special family flights for people with young children..on a flight from Oakland to Philly a few years back, a mother changed her babies diaper in the seat directly across the row from me because everybody had to remain in their seats..I almost puked but it was a good time to fart a few times as my smell blended in with the babies..

 

[severine]

Wow..I sort of think they should have special family flights for people with young children..on a flight from Oakland to Philly a few years back, a mother changed her babies diaper in the seat directly across the row from me because everybody had to remain in their seats..I almost puked but it was a good time to fart a few times as my smell blended in with the babies..

I can't imagine the bathroom would have been all that much more manageable. We flew to Antigua when my daughter was 9 months old for my SIL's wedding. It was a challenge.

 

[drjeff]

I can't imagine the bathroom would have been all that much more manageable. We flew to Antigua when my daughter was 9 months old for my SIL's wedding. It was a challenge.

Yup, those airplane bathrooms don't exactly come equipped with fold down changing tables (unless of course you count the toilet seat )

For that reason alone, whenever I fly with my kids now, I won't complain if they tell me that they have to get up 15 times during the flight and use the bathroom. So much easier than having to do a diaper change at 35,000ft!