Skiing Pet Peeves....

[dmc]

I like to pee straight dwn into the snow and see how deep the snow is...

 

[dmc]

I always yell on your right an on your left on cat-tracks..it's good etiquette..but as DMC stated..it startles the hell out of some people..I hate when people use a cat-track for cranking side to side turns..freaking trail-whores..I like to be a little more compact in my skiing

And as I've said... I ride with a girl thats deaf... So... It's kind of a waste...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I like to pee straight dwn into the snow and see how deep the snow is...

Hell yeah..I also know I had alot of beer when I can write GrilledSteezeSandwich in cursive with my pee..lol

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

And as I've said... I ride with a girl thats deaf... So... It's kind of a waste...

I need to meet a girl who is deaf..then if I say something stupid..she won't hold it against me and instead hold herself against me..:lol:

 

[dmc]

I need to meet a girl who is deaf..then if I say something stupid..she won't hold it against me and instead hold herself against me..:lol:

Shes cool... Shes an awesome bumper... Stands about 5'2".... Great cook..
Shes married... sorry...

She wears a cochlear implant turns it off while skiing...

 

[Beetlenut]

I like to pee straight dwn into the snow and see how deep the snow is...

I like to write my name in the snow from the chairlift!

 

[dmc]

I like to write my name in the snow from the chairlift!

Wow... You must be a snowboarder... We tend to have... well... you know...

 

[Beetlenut]

Shes cool... Shes an awesome bumper... Stands about 5'2"....

I use to have a really short girlfriend 4'8" - I was nuts over her! ;-)

 

[Beetlenut]

Wow... You must be a snowboarder... We tend to have... well... you know...

Nope, I'm a skier. I use to have a... well you know.. but while writing my name in the snow from the chair, the lift stopped suddenly and well ... now I'm just normal. What a drag it use to be though!

 

[dmc]

I use to have a really short girlfriend 4'8" - I was nuts over her! ;-)

Little chicks are hot...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Little chicks are hot...

The shortest girl I made out with was 4'11...shortest for sex..5'0..seriously as long as she is shorter than me and has less facial hair..I'm happy...lmbfao

 

[Beetlenut]

The shortest girl I made out with was 4'11...shortest for sex..5'0..seriously as long as she is shorter than me and has less facial hair..I'm happy...lmbfao

You're a troll aren't you? I bet you'd even sex it up with Yoda, wouldn't you? If he shaved that is!

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

You're a troll aren't you? I bet you'd even sex it up with Yoda, wouldn't you? If he shaved that is!

It depends on how much beer I drank..lol..

 

[Beetlenut]

It depends on how much beer I drank..lol..

You'd have to wear a bag for Yoda!

 

[dmc]

It depends on how much beer I drank..lol..

I'm not 100% convinced Yoda was a dude..

 

[Beetlenut]

I'm not 100% convinced Yoda was a dude..

Oh not you too!! I mean there's short chicks, and then there's Yoda. Male or female I''m not going there! Snowboarders!!

 

[dmc]

Oh not you too!! I mean there's short chicks, and then there's Yoda. Male or female I''m not going there! Snowboarders!!

Ride both ways - never go down a trail alone...

I also flirt with teleing from time to time... So I ride 3 ways..

Thats hot...

Girls are impressed when they see you on a snowboard in the morning and skis in the afternoon...

 

[bobbutts]

Ride both ways - never go down a trail alone...

I also flirt with teleing from time to time... So I ride 3 ways..

Thats hot...

Girls are impressed when they see you on a snowboard in the morning and skis in the afternoon...

Hah... I do that and the girls are not impressed. Maybe it's your hat or beard.

 

[dmc]

Hah... I do that and the girls are not impressed. Maybe it's your hat or beard.

Break out tele skis for a quick pre-happy hour skin and it's all over...

 

[Beetlenut]

Ride both ways ...

Ah yes, but which way do you fall?