Trekchick
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B, I'll help, Seriously!!!!
I'm pretty strong and my wrist should be healed by then, so I'll shove from one side while you shove from the other!
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What do you talk about while skiing?
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I'm pretty strong and my wrist should be healed by then, so I'll shove from one side while you shove from the other!
billski
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If I'm with friends, we talk about skiing and pick on ourselves. If it's the single line, I usually get matches with someone(s) who fall into one of these categories:
1. "ThisismyfirstimeonskisinsixteenyearsandI'mscaredoutofmymind."
2. Nausea Adolescentia: "Man, f1$#)*g dude, you should have f$#)*g seen me on the f$#)*g pipe doing the f$#)*g 720 while the f$#)*g dudes who blew f153)*g past me landed f$#)*g in the f$#)*g ice."
3. "breaker breaker 1-9, where's jimmy? is sally ok? does bobby need to go in for a potty break? what is jane eating?" ....all the way to the top.
4. The "topper" who will top any story you tell and describe how the last time he went down the double black he was attacked by a bear and two pygmies, lost one ski but made it through the mogul run, out-pacing them all.
5. The guy/gal who quietly, asks about you, your skiing. When you ask him/her about their skiing, you get a very humble response. When the bar lifts, they slide off and head for the most challenging terrain and tear down it with grace, style and ease.
1. "ThisismyfirstimeonskisinsixteenyearsandI'mscaredoutofmymind."
2. Nausea Adolescentia: "Man, f1$#)*g dude, you should have f$#)*g seen me on the f$#)*g pipe doing the f$#)*g 720 while the f$#)*g dudes who blew f153)*g past me landed f$#)*g in the f$#)*g ice."
3. "breaker breaker 1-9, where's jimmy? is sally ok? does bobby need to go in for a potty break? what is jane eating?" ....all the way to the top.
4. The "topper" who will top any story you tell and describe how the last time he went down the double black he was attacked by a bear and two pygmies, lost one ski but made it through the mogul run, out-pacing them all.
5. The guy/gal who quietly, asks about you, your skiing. When you ask him/her about their skiing, you get a very humble response. When the bar lifts, they slide off and head for the most challenging terrain and tear down it with grace, style and ease.
Trekchick
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At least I've never called you while you were on the hill to make you feel bad about the kids picking up on the foul mouth..........
You want that I should send you one of these!?
Deal! Though I don't think I'll need the help pushing Grassi's weak, midget body off the chair.
GrilledSteezeSandwich
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bump for stoke!!!!
The thread was already at the top, I just posted 2 minutes ago, did it really need a bump? :roll: :roll:
Trekchick
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billski
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GSS wasn't happy with his 5,753 post count.
If by low you mean lying on the ground under the chair, and you consider that 'winning' then I guess you're right...
mondeo
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You want that I should send you one of these!?
severine
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:lol:
mondeo
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Most of my time on chairlifts up to recently has been with strangers, so just the usual chairlift small talk. Weather, conditions, etc. If it's with friends, it's just a continuation of conversation we might have off the hill, just a little bit more focused on skiing.
krisskis
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Usually talk about whatevers in my mind at the moment.
hardline
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allways. midweek it always fun to ind out what jobs people have and why they are at the mountain at 2 or 3 in the afternoon.
hardline
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by far the best random thing to hell out. i will have to use that this season.
GrilledSteezeSandwich
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Yeah and on Fridays I get out of work at Noon so I'm on the slopes by 1:00PM...There have been times when I've had an appointment near Blue mountain and instead of returning to work...I go skiing,..in my dress shirt..
GrilledSteezeSandwich
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All the people riding the 6-pack with me were giggling like schoolgirls..
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I talk about skiing. :wink:
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