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ATTN A-ZONE: I am calling you out for a SKI-OFF!!!!!!1111!!!1

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Highway Star

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Your selective reading proves what a failure you are.

You = Fail reading comprehension 101.

Two of those people showed up without previously saying they would be there. One guy posts saturday morning....oh yeah, let me check the A-zone before I go out. You bring new levels of density to the table here.

Please, allow me to spell this out for you, I am looking for a response something like this:

"Highway Star, I accept your call out for a ski-off and am willing to participate! I understand the rules as previously posted and discussed, and agree to abide by them. I will meet you at the time and place discussed, 11am at the top of the K-1 Gondola."

I'm simply not going to show up unless you clearly are there for a ski-off. There will be no stalking, photo-ops, or other wastes of my time.

Anyway, what makes you 100% sure I wasn't there on Saturday, and simply did not reveal myself? Perhaps I was, and simply didn't see anyone that would provide a challenge....? Because none of you would be any of the wiser....

.....or maybe I'll just go around yelling "Alpinezone! Alpinezone! Alpinezone!" at the top and bottom of every lift. Or maybe the name of Greg's bump crew.....
 

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Let's do it man. If you succeed I will support your claims.
 

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Did I miss where it says rsvp here??

I edited the first post, just for people like you.

Killington. Every weekend until the end of the season, Saturday or Sunday. 11am at the top of the K-1 Gondola.

You must answer there callout and RSVP.....state you will be there, or I won't bother showing up.

You know the rules, they've been posted here.
 

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This is great! OK, I'll bite and do the ski-off. Do I get to pick first run? I'll see how long I can keep up with you on you're run.................then maybe we can have a beer together! What do you drink? I'll pack a cooler for later. So Saturday at 11:00 a top the K1. I'll look something like this, same LL Bean pants and fairy blue boots. I have white/red Apache Recons now and don't know what jacket at this point. I'll obviously have to dawn my dark grey Giro helmet for this also. Can't wait to meet you! Don't be late.
 

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He figures if he can keep up with the excuses for a few more weeks he won't have to actually have a "ski off".

If I was going to be up there I would do it, but then again I don't know what this will prove by him beating a hack like me. By beating me in a ski off will that make you a top 29 skier at K? Will it drop you to a top 40? Who determines the top skiers at K? You? What does a ski off prove anyways? Please enlighten us.

Come the end of the day when he looks in the mirror he still has to look at this:

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And you never answered any of this.

And also need to bump the creepy/gay pic too!
 

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Reef, a couple of us will be there friday as well.

no ski offs, but you know i aint like that. :wink:

would be cool to ski with you again.

SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHIP's style.

Is Juggernaut still open?
 

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hIGHwAY gNAR needs a lesson in reading comprehension..what a doshsack..

Duuuude. Callouts require you to answer the callout. Here. (or RSVP in "Wussy Speak") So that we all know it's "down".

Let me put it in terms you might understand a bit better:

This is not an "open call" like for one of your ballet dancing auditions.

It's more like "You've been served".....which is I think is like more of a breakdancing thing.....right?
 

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This is great! OK, I'll bite and do the ski-off. Do I get to pick first run? I'll see how long I can keep up with you on you're run.................then maybe we can have a beer together! What do you drink? I'll pack a cooler for later. So Saturday at 11:00 a top the K1. I'll look something like this, same LL Bean pants and fairy blue boots. I have white/red Apache Recons now and don't know what jacket at this point. I'll obviously have to dawn my dark grey Giro helmet for this also. Can't wait to meet you! Don't be late.

Sorry man, I can't compete with that. You win.
 

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Duuuude. Callouts require you to answer the callout. Here. (or RSVP in "Wussy Speak") So that we all know it's "down".

Let me put it in terms you might understand a bit better:

This is not an "open call" like for one of your ballet dancing auditions.

It's more like "You've been served".....which is I think is like more of a breakdancing thing.....right?

Now you are sounding a little queer. The only dance battle that should ever be mentioned by a man is from the movie Breakin'. Not even Breakin' 2 should be mentioned by a man. What a disappointing squeal.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086998/
 
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Duuuude. Callouts require you to answer the callout. Here. (or RSVP in "Wussy Speak") So that we all know it's "down".

Let me put it in terms you might understand a bit better:

This is not an "open call" like for one of your ballet dancing auditions.

It's more like "You've been served".....which is I think is like more of a breakdancing thing.....right?

You're the one who was called out for the clit ski-off and you were a wussy..hahaha..you are so funny..der der der...get a life..
 

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Sorry man, I can't compete with that. You win.

ok, reefer accepted, gave you a description of his appearance, confirmed a time and offered to buy you some beers afterward and yet you still refuse?

I know you are a little freak-a-deek and you obviously have severe social issues, (from your behavior on here and from what your friends say about you) but what gives this time?
 
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