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ATTN A-ZONE: I am calling you out for a SKI-OFF!!!!!!1111!!!1

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Highway Star

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No, you will not get another shot at me. You had your chance. You called me out. I showed. You turtled. A ski-off vs Jersey Joey is a once in a lifetime thing (for you anyway). You had your chance and you no-showed like the pu$$y that you are. You lose.

Jersey Joey wins by default, not that he would need a forfeit to school your lame a$$ anyway. You are truly a pathetic person. I think I hear your girlfriend deflating. Better blow her back up quickly so you can get laid tonight. Pu$$y!!

Ohhh you fail.

Were you there for the chinese downhill saturday afternoon before last run...?
 

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I thought the point of a 'ski off' is to determine who is the better skier. Last one standing hardly defines that.


I determine the better skier.


you deserve one of these!

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No, you will not get another shot at me. You had your chance. You called me out. I showed. You turtled. A ski-off vs Jersey Joey is a once in a lifetime thing (for you anyway). You had your chance and you no-showed like the pu$$y that you are. You lose.

Jersey Joey wins by default, not that he would need a forfeit to school your lame a$$ anyway. You are truly a pathetic person. I think I hear your girlfriend deflating. Better blow her back up quickly so you can get laid tonight. Pu$$y!!

HS - how about posting a trip report sometime?

Make sure to include pics and video of the self proclaimed top 30 Killington skier.

Or an après-ski trip report? Since you are a master of the social dynamics at K...

I determine the better skier.


you deserve one of these!

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bahahahahahahahaha

can we have one of these threads everyday???
 

powbmps

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So.......my 6 y.o. is not too interested in wiping his own butt. However, he just came out of the bathroom and said he did it himself. He said he washed his hands with soap and water.

Should I trust him?

(He did offer to let me smell his hand.)
 

deadheadskier

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So.......my 6 y.o. is not too interested in wiping his own butt. However, he just came out of the bathroom and said he did it himself. He said he washed his hands with soap and water.

Should I trust him?

(He did offer to let me smell his hand.)

Like a highwaystar ski off, no judge required on that one. gotta trust the boy :lol:
 
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