Best Pickup Lines on The Lift

[hardline]

Theres a bunch of post about lift lines and lift rides so i thought i would start one about pickup lines you have heard on the lift or lift line.

some of the obvious ones i have heard that have had me in stiches:

in the lift line a drunk guy tryin to talk to this girl says "you come this way often"
shot water out my nose with that one

i was riding the gondola with a few people and this little kid was talking to girl he just sat down next to and he blurts out " you have the most beautiful eyes"
problem she was wearing mirrored gogles. me and friends dad just started laughing and could not stop till we where about halfway down the trail.

 

[mondeo]

Only thing close to one I've used was, "Looks like I'm the outcast."

Not really a pickup line so much as a conversation starter, but it was driven by the desire to talk to the chick that was on the lift with me. Cute, and an amazing bump skier. The other 3 on the lift had Twisters ('06, I think,) and I had Cabrawlers.

 

[frozencorn]

Does this trail look hard or is it just me?

 

[andyzee]

Check out the grip on my pole.

 

[Marc]

Can I give you a lift?

 

[severine]

I've had some great lines from guys when scanning their tickets...

Hey baby, you can scan me any time.
Oooh baby, yeah, grab my ticket.

:roll:

 

[wa-loaf]

Going my way?

 

[deadheadskier]

*boards the gondola*

My name's squirrel, what's yours?

 

[Greg]

This one works great just about anywhere:

"I'm going home with somebody tonight, so it might as well be you."

:lol:

 

[skiadikt]

"hey babe you wanna bang some bumps"

 

[drjeff]

*boards the gondola*

My name's squirrel, what's yours?

LOL!

 

[drjeff]

Best one I've heard. In line for a quad, I'm 2nd in the singles line, with another guy infront of me. Three ladies are getting ready to get on the lift and heading by the exit of the singles line. One of them looks at the guy infront of me and says "single?" His reply "hopefully not after this lift ride" uke:

 

[eastcoastpowderhound]

LOL!

Greatest ski movie of all time...I moved to Squaw Valley after high school because of Hot Dog...and Blizzard of Ahhs

 

[Trekchick]

On the rare occasion that I head out to ski without my husband.................
My husband didn't want to come out and play. You up for some fun?





























Skiing!!!! get yer mind out of the gutter!

 

[vcunning]

Here's a bad pickup line, courtesy of Steven Wright (no Jay Peak relationship):

I went up in a lift with this guy I never met. We went halfway up the mountain without saying a word to each other. Then he said, “You know, this is the first time I’ve been skiing in ten years?” I said, “Really, why’s that?” He said, “I was in jail. You wanna know why?” I said, “No not really.” Then I said, “You’d better tell me why.” He said, “I pushed a total stranger off of a ferris wheel.”

 

[hardline]

Here's a bad pickup line, courtesy of Steven Wright (no Jay Peak relationship):

I went up in a lift with this guy I never met. We went halfway up the mountain without saying a word to each other. Then he said, “You know, this is the first time I’ve been skiing in ten years?” I said, “Really, why’s that?” He said, “I was in jail. You wanna know why?” I said, “No not really.” Then I said, “You’d better tell me why.” He said, “I pushed a total stranger off of a ferris wheel.”

you made that up. thats some funny stuff.