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I need your help.....donations please

deadheadskier

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As you are all aware, our brother Highwaystar is under extreme distress due to his perception that the management at Killington is purposefully operating in a manner that is harmful to his well being.

Try as many have to console him, his condition is becoming worse and worse by the day and the level of delusion in his thought processes and behavior is increasing at an alarming rate.

There is a cure, but it will require extensive resources. This is where I need your help. In a few select regions of this continent, the help exists to get Highwaystar back on track and resume a life of skiing fulfillment. These places include Mt. Hood, OR; Summit County, CO; Whistler, BC to name a few.

If everyone bands together we can help our distressed brother out and relocate him to one of these areas where he will find the help he needs. It is clear that he needs relieve from the tyranny of Killington's management that will stop at nothing to take direct and personal aim at him in attempt to destroy his skiing soul. Your contribution will help to prevent this from happening.

Please send check, money order or even tissues to:

AFHCB
Alpinezoners for Helping Cry Babies
P.O. Box 100
Killington, VT 05751


But wait there's more....the first 50 Azers to donate shall receive a limited addition personal signed portrait of Chris Nyberg

Thank you, and please keep Highwaystar in your thoughts during these tragic times.
 

Greg

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I say we just hold an official AZ / HS ski-off day.
 

RootDKJ

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Please send check, money order or even tissues to:

AFHCB
Alpinezoners for Helping Cry Babies
P.O. Box 100
Killington, VT 05751


But wait there's more....the first 50 Azers to donate shall receive a limited addition personal signed portrait of Chris Nyberg

Thank you, and please keep Highwaystar in your thoughts during these tragic times.
Too funny
 

tcharron

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I wonder how much of a bribe it'd take to have him deported....

WAIT, can we raise enough cash to have some Taliban guy say his name a few times of the telephone?
 

bigbog

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Any canned goods????
..:lol::lol:....and his pieced together shack...that had been erected at far back corner of main parking lot is now resting at the Killington local dump.

Evening Visitation Hours(next Friday): 8-10pm
Donations for one and only session of ski tuning to be made out to Boyne, Killington Ski Shop...
 
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