Great Ski Sayings

[Puck it]

Warren Miller in one of his movies said "that moguls are like heartbeats, your knees only have so many of them". This may not be exact but close.

I have one.

"Life is not measured by the numbers of breaths we take, but by the ski runs that take our breath away."

Anybody else want to try?:lol:

 

[dmc]

Turn good or eat wood

 

[Puck it]

This is true on the East Coast.

 

[2knees]

how bout the clink clink of your poles before you drop into a line. does that count?

DMC mentioned this in another thread and it made me remember the practice.


To stay on topic, Hang 'em and Bang 'em

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Go big or go home..

 

[mattchuck2]

Take your balls . . . And throw 'em down the hill . . .

 

[dmc]

if your first turn, is your worst turn, then you'll burn burn burn..

 

[dmc]

Know your limits - ski beyond them

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Have you hugged a ski patroller today???

 

[Greg]

What are those thin cover sayings, D?

Grass doesn't grow on rocks.
The best meat is closest to the bone.

Or something like that....

 

[dmc]

What are those thin cover sayings, D?

Grass doesn't grow on rocks.
The best meat is closest to the bone.

Or something like that....

yup...
the best meat is next to the bone... flows a little better
My Gandma use to say that..

 

[BeanoNYC]

I want my 2 dollars.

 

[big_vert]

When you scope out that gnarly line, repeat over and over-

"God hates a coward".

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

There's no friends on a powder day

 

[kingslug]

They made the mountain idiot proof...then another one came along.
Skiing is why they invented orthopedic surgery.
You want you're skis..go get em.

Yeah, Warren Miller.


That run is a lot steeper than it really is.

 

[andyzee]

"When hell freezes over, I'll ski it"

 

[JerseyJoey]

if you come to a fork in the trail...take it

 

[wa-loaf]

I want my 2 dollars.

:lol:

 

[dmc]

Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'll ski with you today.

 

[eastcoastpowderhound]

when in doubt, straighten 'em out.
Hattrup had a good one for bumps..."the key to skiing these things is to go till you panic...then back off."
almost forgot this one "whatza fucka is a chinese downhill"