Great Ski Sayings

[skibum9995]

If it ain't blue, it ain't ice
Get loaded with a liftie

 

[JPTracker]

From Warren Miller

"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do."

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

The chinese downhill is the best one..you should see Blue mountain when the Asian Invasion hits around MLK day

 

[dmc]

From Warren Miller

"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do."

Thats the one I think about all the time now..

 

[Marc]

'Take two wood planks and strap your feet to them using the stiffest plastic you can find, put yourself in a freezer with a fan blowing freezing mist and tumble it around for a bit.

This is what we call recreation.'


That's a paraphrase of how humans would explain the sport of skiing to an alien race.

 

[dl]

carpe skiem

 

[Marc]

carpe skiem

Seize the carp?

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'll ski with you today.

But would you ride (with) her today?


"Ski fast, safety last"


Just a question: GSS: were you even alive when "Hot dog: the movie" was released?

 

[billski]

New England Temperature Conversion Chart

New England Temperature Conversion Chart

60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.

 

[tjf67]

Skiing in the woods. Dodge tree.
Skiing in the wood. You look at it you eat it.
Skiing overall. Hesitation devistation

 

[ctenidae]

I want my 2 dollars.

Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.

 

[Sparky]

Shut Up And Ski

 

[Sparky]

Shut Up And Ski

 

[Treeskier]

Go fast....take chances

Your friends are behind you on a powder day

Steep and Deep

Ski more...Les Otten

The trees are you friend

Ski the virgin

Mad River Valley where Paradise is king.

Bump Up

and my favorite XtaSki