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ATTN A-ZONE: I am calling you out for a SKI-OFF!!!!!!1111!!!1

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Greg

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Dude, I've seen the video.....those guys are pretty much all hack bump skiers, and they probably aren't anygood at anything else.

We've seen the video too:



But still, if you still think you're the shit, head up Friday and school all those posers. I'm sure there will be video evidence of your domination so you'll have endless bragging rights. Here's your chance to shut up all the Highway Gnar haters once and for all. But we all know you just don't have it in ya.
 

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But still, if you still think you're the shit, head up Friday and school all those posers. I'm sure there will be video evidence of your domination so you'll have endless bragging rights. Here's your chance to shut up all the Highway Gnar haters once and for all. But we all know you just don't have it in ya.

Excuse me, but why would adjust my schedule to ski with a bunch of hack bump skiing nerds?
 

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Excuse me, but why would adjust my schedule to ski with a bunch of hack bump skiing nerds?

Like I said. Bragging rights. After all you're the one who came up with this jackass ski-off concept in the first place.

Personally, I would be cool with just taking some runs with you someday. If you don't like me, or I think you're the same douchebag in person that you come across online, we both say, "later man" and part ways. No big friggin' deal. The alternative is I buy you a beer afterward. That's how most of us normal people do it.

I'll be up there tomorrow and again May 1. If you're around let's rip some turns. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and overlook all this online bullshit you put on.
 

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Like I said. Bragging rights. After all you're the one who came up with this jackass ski-off concept in the first place.

Personally, I would be cool with just taking some runs with you someday. If you don't like me, or I think you're the same douchebag in person that you come across online, we both say, "later man" and part ways. No big friggin' deal. The alternative is I buy you a beer afterward. That's how most of us normal people do it.

I'll be up there tomorrow and again May 1. If you're around let's rip some turns. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and overlook all this online bullshit you put on.

your not up for the whole weekend? :blink:
 

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your not up for the whole weekend? :blink:

As in closing weekend? No. I got little kids. Most weekends are reserved for family stuff and that's why I ski Fridays a lot.
 

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We've seen the video too:


Watch that in full screen and HQ. It looks better than anything the A-zone bumpers can come up with. LOL.........

Wish you did as I was the uber flailing toolbox on my last run. I always ski shitty solo for some reason. Here's the vid, yo:


Based on that bump video, I would say that I ski bumps, especially flat, shin high bumps, signifigantly better than you guys. And I never even practice. Heck, if I saw those bumps, I would just rip GS turns down them.

Notice how in my video, I'm traveling at least twice as fast as those bumpers, in much worse snow, with rocks all over the place. I'm not flailing, like the bumpers. I'm jump turning and have my weight on my tails only because I'm skiing manky untracked snow very fast and trying to avoid going over the bars.....none of you could ski devils fiddle like that, on that day......you would be falling apart.
 

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Based on that bump video, I would say that I ski bumps, especially flat, shin high bumps, signifigantly better than you guys. And I never even practice. Heck, if I saw those bumps, I would just rip GS turns down them.

That cool man. Then prove it.
 

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So then the question is Will highwaystar be able to make it friday at 11:00 at the top of K?

Then i would wonder if the snowboarder icedtea is the snowboarder bumper i've seen at K.
If he is- no one stands a chance.

Highway star has no plans to be at Killington 4/17 and will not adjust his schedule to ski with nerdy bumpers.

Saturday will be fine. I can't imagine the ski-off taking more than a few minutes, especially if I get to call first run.

Ice-T is a rapper, I don't think he skis bumps.
 

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Be there Friday Saturday and Sunday!! 11 AM K1, show up if you have guts.

CALLING YOU OUT FOR A SKIOFF HIGHWAYSTAR!
 

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So then the question is Will highwaystar be able to make it friday at 11:00 at the top of K?

Then i would wonder if the snowboarder icedtea is the snowboarder bumper i've seen at K.
If he is- no one stands a chance.


nah, that kid is mad chilled out. i try and do my best impression. gonna be spring corn all weekend.
 

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I can't believe no ones figured it out yet. Highway Star is the ShamWOW guy!
 
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