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ATTN A-ZONE: I am calling you out for a SKI-OFF!!!!!!1111!!!1

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Can't make the ski-off, but as you can see.....I'm pretty fuckin' cool! Check my steez.
 

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Can't make the ski-off, but as you can see.....I'm pretty fuckin' cool! Check my steez.

too bad

it would be quite enjoyable to see a pro level talent like you whoop his ass.....not that you care, which is the common theme with ALL great skiers who aren't total sociopaths like hws, they're modest.
 

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You're obviously miss the sarcasim.

I am calling this ski-off to "settle the score" here at A-zone.

Bullshit. If you really wanted to "settle the score" (whatever the eff that is) you would take a day off and head up on Friday (gonna be 60 and sunny after all). Duel with powbmps and 2knees and let reefer judge, or better yet videotape and then post it here and we can all judge. I consider both 2knees and powbmps among the top 5 of AZers I've skied with so if you school those nerdy bumpers, you'd have perhaps a little bit of credibility, at least in regards to your proclaimed skiing skill.

We should stick to my original point:

A-zone is filled with a bunch of geeky, hack bumpers.

Let's do. See above. Geeky? Yeah, probably. Hacks? Maybe. Better than you in the bumps? Definitely. Think about it Creepy Kev - if you owned those two, you could have some serious bragging rights. Still, at the end of the day you'd still be a delusional antisocial douchebag, but we really can't help you there...
 

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yes, friday will be epic spring time corn!!

so this means i will get to see some sweet zipper lines??? damn they r purrdyy!!
 
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bahahahahahahahaha

can we have one of these threads everyday???

JEA!!!!
I'm pretty sure Boogie-Down could school HS as well. Wouldn't that be the shizzle. HS gets schooled by a chica on a board. HS=Fail.

ahahaha

We've seen the video too:



goose stomping looks good comparing to the mandatory GS turns:daffy:

But still, if you still think you're the shit, head up Friday and school all those posers. I'm sure there will be video evidence of your domination so you'll have endless bragging rights. Here's your chance to shut up all the Highway Gnar haters once and for all. But we all know you just don't have it in ya.

You're going to need SKIS, two of them for this. Probably some poles and ski boots too.

Do any of them look like these guys?

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der der der

HerpeStar has no friends...

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aahahahahah:beer:
 
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^ unfortunately boogiedown cannot roll to vt this weekend....

gss will you be making a kmart appearance???
 
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Not a ruler, a yardstick.

Thanks.

damn somebody should one up him with a meter stick..snap:argue:

Ooohh...he's challenging people to see how well they can straightline it down a trail, what a test of skill...

GSS, where are you...this sounds like a challenge that would be right up your alley.



ahahaha
Errr.....you're a weee bit slow in your old age aren't ye?

Large majority of my posts are from last year.

I've skied with the A-zone folk once, last fall. I had to leave immediately because they were waaay too geeky. I'm really not in it for anything except to embarass you.

What I'm concerned about is.....why do you have 5000 posts? Obviously, you think your a-zone e-friends are cool.............but sorry, I don't.

I think you have some anger issues over this to work out.

If post whoring is cool than call me Miles Davis!!!

Or because you had to go to jail for beating up a hooker which cut your season short!!!


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so funny highwaygnar is the shamwow guys..genius..
 
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I proudly admit to being a nerd. Being a nerd pays pretty well, when it comes down to it.

To talk about Killington, silly.

This man

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Is A

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Can't we all be friends..HighWayStar..why don't you post a photo TR and how many vertical feet is you maximum day??? If I had a ski-off with you it would be about pure vert. I know Bode and 99 percent of AZ would be rooting for me..
 
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