Peeing while skiing

[powhunter]

I just piss in my depends on the lift and drop it on the park rats

Steveo

 

[Kerovick]

One of the guys I was skiing with years ago (notice I didn't say friend) tried to piss off of the lift...

He went the over the shoulder route. Thankfully I was as far away from as I could be on the quad.

 

[darent]

depends how bad and how far the facilities are

 

[o3jeff]

i did drop a deuce in the woods behind a gas station on the way to mt snow once (they would not let me use the bathroom)

It was probably cleaner, hell I'd rather go in the woods than use most porta potties.uke:

 

[gmcunni]

so is this about off piste piss?

 

[severine]

I just love the story one of my fellow Guest Services workers told me about the night she followed tracks into the woods, expecting the skier to be smoking, and found him with his trou dropped, peeing instead.

 

[Glenn]

I tell my wife "I'm checking for Bears!" *ski into woods, take a leak....exit woods* "All clear hon! No Bears! We're good!"

:lol:

It's usually 3x as fast to ski into the woods, take a leak and leave....vs clicking off the skis....going into the lodge...blahblahblah.

 

[dennis]

I can't believe I just read this whole thread, now I gotta pee.

 

[Smellytele]

depends...

You wear depends while skiing? Brilliant! No need to stop.

 

[TropicTundR]

You wear depends while skiing? Brilliant! No need to stop.

+3 for DEPENDS!

 

[Hawkshot99]

I cant stand the feeling of having to go, when I am racing. So part of my pre-run preparation is taking a leak in the woods. Not so much fun when wearing a GS suit though....

 

[kickstand]

http://stadiumpal.com/what-works.html

Just don't wipe out and have it all come back up the tube.....

 

[Grassi21]

Off the lift

it is comments like this that reinforce my desire for a "Like" button like Facebook has....

:lol:

 

[gmcunni]

One of the guys I was skiing with years ago (notice I didn't say friend) tried to piss off of the lift...

He went the over the shoulder route. Thankfully I was as far away from as I could be on the quad.

:blink:

 

[deadheadskier]

One of the guys I was skiing with years ago (notice I didn't say friend) tried to piss off of the lift...

He went the over the shoulder route. Thankfully I was as far away from as I could be on the quad.

Did you tell him, you're supposed to throw salt over your shoulder for good luck, not piss over your shoulder?

 

[o3jeff]

:blink:

Whats wrong, yours too short to hang over your shoulder?

 

[Kerovick]

His definintly was.

 

[TropicTundR]

His definintly was.

and name wuz Little Frigid

 

[catskills]

Funny Urban Legend Women caught at top of ski run in need of bathroom facility. from 1930s.

 

[SkiFanE]

What's with the poll answers? Woman here...woods pee-er. I'm germ phobic, and the thought of going into a public restroom with all my ski gear grosses me out. Nevermind the time it takes. I've perfected my tecnique over the years :grin: