Quit the bitchin'!

[MRGisevil]

bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.



















I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid... man work is slow today

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

said the single man.

Trust me, I have tried the "common, its ski season, can't it wait till spring?" approach with the wife many times. It just doesn't work.

Well the good thing about having a wife is that you get lots of sex..:lol:

 

[Greg]

Well the good thing about having a wife is that you get lots of sex..:lol:

Yep. Spoken like a true single guy...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Yep. Spoken like a true single guy...

I was being sarcastic..most single guys pay for sex one way or another...and the same goes for married guys. I think I'm going to get myself fixed and get one of those Real Dolls..:smash: Then I can always ski alot..lol

 

[wa-loaf]

Well the good thing about having a wife is that you get lots of sex..:lol:

Ahh, that's true until you have kids anyway.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Ahh, that's true until you have kids anyway.

When you have kids..I guess you can't have loud sex..:blink:

 

[tjf67]

Conditions may be good, but I haven't been able to get on the slopes yet, so I'll go on complaining!

:angry:

:flag:

OOFFF what the heck is that all about. This is the north east you get while the gettings good.

 

[Brettski]

Well the good thing about having a wife is that you get lots of sex..:lol:

Define "lots"

 

[Paul]

Well the good thing about having a wife is that you get lots of sex..:lol:

Dis werd ju keep saying, I do not sink dis werd means whatchoo tink it means

 

[WJenness]

Dis werd ju keep saying, I do not sink dis werd means whatchoo tink it means

Inconceivable!

-w

 

[kingslug]

said the single man.

Trust me, I have tried the "common, its ski season, can't it wait till spring?" approach with the wife many times. It just doesn't work.

Then teach her to ski and hopefuly she will get addicted. Just ask my wife how that can happen.

 

[koreshot]

Then teach her to ski and hopefuly she will get addicted. Just ask my wife how that can happen.

Tried and failed, multiple times in multiple locations on skis and snowboard.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Define "lots"

three times a day..:-D Two times at night and once early in the morning while she's still asleep..:flag:

 

[kingslug]

Tried and failed, multiple times in multiple locations on skis and snowboard.

Then you have done you're deed, oh well.

 

[hammer]

Then teach her to ski and hopefuly she will get addicted. Just ask my wife how that can happen.

I'm still trying after a few seasons...unfortunately it's a challenge to overcome years of winter-hating. At least my spouse is still willing to go skiing at this point.

Tried and failed, multiple times in multiple locations on skis and snowboard.

Sorry about that...does she have something she can/likes to do while you go skiing?

 

[Paul]

Then teach her to ski and hopefuly she will get addicted. Just ask my wife how that can happen.

Yep, worked here. It may not be the best replacement for sex, but its a start.


oshait, I meant to think that...

 

[koreshot]

I'm still trying after a few seasons...unfortunately it's a challenge to overcome years of winter-hating. At least my spouse is still willing to go skiing at this point.

Sorry about that...does she have something she can/likes to do while you go skiing?

She used to just hang out in the lodge and read books and sip hot chocolate. How she watches the baby... its not too bad, I still get a decent amount of ski time. Could always have more, but life is all about balancing things that are most important to you.